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*laughing* Actually, compared to a lot of art, she is not at all bad proportionally wise haha.
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"Once he hears to his heart's content, sails on, a wiser man.
We know all the pains that the Greeks and Trojans once endured
on the spreading plain of Troy when the gods willed it so
all that comes to pass on the fertile earth, we know it all!"(Homer)
Also it would be amazing to see this colored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I have the capabilities in a relatively timely manner........... may I take a stab??
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Frollo is © Frollo's Mother's Vagina and God
Color this mutha, you ask? Why, YES YOU CERTAINLY MAY!!! I would be DELIGHTED. I can even provide the original lineart, without the bastardized Linkin Park CD cover I stole from some turd on Dah (...I know that scribbling out the title and writing "boom" was a stroke of genius on my end but....) if you so desire. You KNOW I love New York*!!!!!
*YOUR AWESOME COLOR JOBS
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Saginarius, witchyo' baaad taste. Today is a good day fo' you to head to K-Mark or Wal-Mark and buy you some 3 dolla shoooes!
Also, was there any question that S was going to be her boss? NO!
OH MY GOD. What if the villain was like a bitter/aged Ivan who, after getting fired, went crazy and is out to destroy America because of S??? AND KYOUJI STEPS IN TO DEFEND S'S HONOR BECAUSE HE'S TOO OLD (ALTHOUGH S WILL NEVER ADMIT IT AND JUST PLAY IT OFF LIKE HE HAS THINGS TO DO. You know..... blogs to update, Subway sandwiches to order....) ALSO Ivan's daughter (wasn't she named like Veronica or something) is ALSO A SEXY BUSINESS WOMAN AND RIVAL TO KYOUJI AND no one knows how Veronica ties into the story but shes like a midboss or something. HAHAHAHA OH MAH GAAAAAAAAAAAWD.
His name WAS Ivan right????
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Frollo is © Frollo's Mother's Vagina and God
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98% of the DA population appears to buy into bogus, improperly-gathered statistics like these. If you're one of the 2% that doesn't, you're lying.
Sad Face Guy wishes he was as impervious to butt hurt as Ms. Hot Shit appears to be. Would have served rather him well in his decades spent in the slammer
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Saginarius, witchyo' baaad taste. Today is a good day fo' you to head to K-Mark or Wal-Mark and buy you some 3 dolla shoooes!
Oh...oh, you meant...
Yeah, I guess that might hurt after a while too. But they have soap, right?
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98% of the DA population appears to buy into bogus, improperly-gathered statistics like these. If you're one of the 2% that doesn't, you're lying.
LAWDY, DAT JES PLAIN NASTAY!!!!!!!1
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Saginarius, witchyo' baaad taste. Today is a good day fo' you to head to K-Mark or Wal-Mark and buy you some 3 dolla shoooes!
What would the answer be if she asked:"Could they draw them smaller?"
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I don't care about things that don't matter! I mean, why should I?
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